Inspiring Photo: Hurry & Order Yours! #9854666

Hurry & Order Yours!

Uploaded: March 06, 2010

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The Age Enhancement Machine

FOLKS!
It's Finally Here!
THE AGE ENHANCEMENT MACHINE in DDR
Yes! For only $9.99
You Can See What You
Will Look Like
30 YEARS FROM NOW!

Just Send Me A Current Photo To:

ImaElderly @ youthbegone.ca

YOU'LL BE AMAZED
(If Not Horrified)

See Below For
BEFORE AGE ENHANCEMENT MACHINE IMAGE!

(RESUBMIT FOR THE MT Expressions-SEPT. 2010)

Exif: F Number: 7.1, Exposure Bias Value: 0.00, ExposureTime: 1/60 seconds, Flash: fired, auto mode, red-eye reduction mode, White balance: Auto white balance, FocalLength: 4.60 mm, Model: Canon PowerShot SD800 IS

Comments

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

LOOK!

??? FANTASTIC, RIGHT ??? #1245781

Nancyj E. Hovey March 06, 2010

OMG!!!! wonder what the $19.99 ultimate will give me to look younger!? ha... 8o) ol' mumj here! lol #8436571

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

GOLLY, and I GLAD YOU ASKED! Would you like to see a sample? #8436573

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

!!!! Only $19.99 !!!!

#8436606

Nancyj E. Hovey March 06, 2010

OMG, too young perhaps... maybe we could go back to 21? yes? he he he....
I would love the opportunity ...and to relive all those years, knowing what and WHO I know now! What a hoot it would be... 8o) mumj dreamin' !!! #8436624

Karen Kessler March 06, 2010

I think I'm HORRIFIED more than AMAZED!!! LOL! How funny & original, Lala! #8436633

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

OH BUT WAIT!

To see yourself at 21 again?

Would it be grand?

#8436653

Nancyj E. Hovey March 06, 2010

Now, my glasses back in them there olden days, looked sortof like those...Lalaluluem have you been in the family pictures again? the ones you kids put little pin holes in - throwing those darts!??? hey? 8o) #8436667

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

Course not Mumj!

...................

You know we kids only used th dart board!

:F #8436678

Nancyj E. Hovey March 06, 2010

Ya, with my image on it! lol.... you all were such sweet kids! 8o) #8436713

Lorna Shutter March 06, 2010

EEKKKKKK!!!!!! You're scaring me, Sis! Don't forget we're twins! ... So that means that I will look like that in 30 years too!

Oh, I just remembered ... We're not identical twins. Phew!!!!! LOL! :D

Great work! ... Fun stuff! :) #8436759

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

You remember us all so well! #8436760

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

HEY SIS! Good to see you!

Oh, but WAIT! For $9.99...don't you want to know what you will look like in the future?

Or a mere $19.99 to go back in time? #8436763

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

Come on....give your kid sister a break. I am trying to get my new business off the ground. My other M.L.M. businesses were flops.

BUT THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT! #8436764

Lorna Shutter March 06, 2010

All right, all right!
Here's my picture ... see what you can do. :)

#8436774

Nancyj E. Hovey March 06, 2010

Lorna, fantastic! You two, don't stay up too late! 8o) night #8436791

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

Whoa! MAMA!

You will ALWAYS be beautiful. I think this photo would break my machine!

It would tell me to give you your money back. #8436793

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

Uh oh...Mumj saw us still awake!

We're busted!

HA!

Okay Mumj! RIGHT AFTER COOKIES AND MILK! We promise!

Sister Lorna, this is what the machine came up with.

I think you are like 90 here? What do you think?

#8436797

Lorna Shutter March 06, 2010

LOL! You were always good for my ego, Sis! :)

Nancyj ~ I think I will join you! Night, Night, Sis! :) #8436800

Lorna Shutter March 06, 2010

Actually, I don't look bad for 90! LOL! :)
Night, Sis! :) #8436802

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

Nope. Still stylin!

Nighty-night!

-Sis #8436804

Theresa Marie Jones March 06, 2010

I'm speechless, what a bargain! What can you do for me? #8436807

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

Oh! Theresa! For only $9.99 you will never have to wonder again!

#8436810

Laura E. Swan March 06, 2010

Night Mumj.

Theresa.

Send money.
#8436817

Ron McEwan March 07, 2010

Do you have pay-pal? I am interested in the younger program. Boy what I know now and go back whoop-eee #8437302

Nancyj E. Hovey March 07, 2010

Hey Good morning...
I will pay Ron for his idea, if he can make it work! ha ha...and Laura too to have me be young, not just look young! lol.......what a fun thread!

Where is everyone, I can tell you girls stayed up with the flashlight again... sneaking in some more ideas...and cookies and milk...but I find that you are busted alright... you forgot to clean up the kitchen.... ha!

8o)mumj drinking coffee already... #8437514

Nancyj E. Hovey March 07, 2010

a mumj's job is never done!!! 8o) #8437519

Nancyj E. Hovey March 07, 2010

#8437521

Nancyj E. Hovey March 07, 2010

Look what I do for you kids, while you are all sleeping, or out of the house playing, or in your hiding places up to mischief! 8o) mumj (lol) #8437524

Nancyj E. Hovey March 07, 2010

Whew, at last, a days work completed...until those kids get up again! Maybe I should go and make some wonderful breakfast.... mmmmm?

#8437527

Nancyj E. Hovey March 07, 2010

http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv165/iamnjh/Decorated%20images/breakfast-buffet--CB006000.jpg

come and get it....ding ding ding goes the bell..... #8437534

Nancyj E. Hovey March 07, 2010

opps! #8437536

Nancyj E. Hovey March 07, 2010

#8437539

Laura E. Swan March 07, 2010

You're so funny, Mumj!

OM GOSH! AND WHAT A GOOD COOK.

When I get home from church today I am going to buy you some new clothes. You look a MESS.

Hee hee!

#8437648

Alex T. Mizuno March 07, 2010

When I see "Before and After" photos of diet program ads, I normally prefer "Before" photos. And this turned out to be no exception. LOL. You made my day Laura. Thank you for sharing good Sunday morning humor!! #8437669

Nancyj E. Hovey March 07, 2010

THOSE are only working cleaning clothes...lol! Now, when I leave the house for the day, you kids behave today! got it! 8o) mumj with hugs ....

#8437670

Renata Gusciora March 07, 2010

Wow!:D Cool work and effects,Laura!Super!:D #8437799

ROLAN NARMAN March 07, 2010

Lol! Laura! This is a pretty good accomplishment on your part ! Congratulations on your new venture! Lovely transformation! Lol! Sorry I haven't been around... exteremely busy with catching up work! #8437838

Laura E. Swan March 07, 2010

Last to first!

Hi Bro-lan! I just e-mailed you b4 reading this asking you if you were on vacation. I guess NOT! :D Well, don't forget about my new business. I need customers.

Hi Renata...No sale, huh? I guess you are basking in your youth. I can't blame you!

Mr. Tree? Moisturizer? Humm...Well if I start NOW then I can change the future???!!! Maybe I will sell creams along with the Age Enhancement Machine readings!? This might be VERY profitable.

MUMJ! YOU look STUNNING! WOWZA! (Whistle-whistle!)

Hey...Do you owe me $19.99??? Somehow you look a bit ... different ... than you were while cleaning. You don't look a DAY over 21!

BEAUTIFUL!!!

Hi Alex!!! I think you just won the vote of every man, woman and teen who suffers with dieting. We will all want to move near you and be your neighbour to feel healthy NO MATTER WHAT we look like! :D

Thanks for the fun everyone.

-Laura

#8437880

Nancy J. Locke March 07, 2010

I actually look like the top photo already LOL but have found out if I keep my lips open a bit they don't look too pursed. No kidding. :D

Dear Laura, if there was one person in the world I could party with, it would be you!!!

And I can do it here!!!

Hugs, Nancy J Locke #8438074

Christine Lobsinger March 07, 2010

That's exactly what I think Nancy L. I wish I could party with Laura...

Too Fun Sis Lala..
I may send you my face!! I have a new dew - hair!
CHRIS
SMILING #8438137

Laura L. Gonzales March 07, 2010

Hey Em, what a great invention!!! It does wonders! Its magic, and at only $9.99, a real deal!!!! Super fun and clever Laura!!! Fantastic! I may be back.....I need ALL the help I can get!!! LOL!! :) Laura #8438170

Jack R. Perry March 07, 2010

I don't want to see what I will look like older and already know the younger version Great stuff tho! #8438306

Ellen Hodges March 07, 2010

Laura, How about working on an age reducer? Would go to $29.99 on that one!! Think you could get a little more that 19.99$ on that plan!! lol!! #8438377

Nancyj E. Hovey March 07, 2010

Ha, I agree with Ellen with the $29.99 but it would also have to include the tucks in the whole body, not just the face. The $19.99 is face only! he he #8438506

Laura E. Swan March 07, 2010

Oh! I can do TUCKS!

It's in my PSE7 program and it's called LIQUEFY! HA! Just add 4.99 to your total bill. ALL DONE! JUST FOR YOU!

Ladies, (and gents) I know you would ALL be a HOOT to "party" with, too.

I know! HOWS ABOUT I THROW A FACIAL PARTY!?

You Will NEVER look the same again! HA!
(The surprise will be..."Will I look better or will I look worse?"...WELL you just have to SHOW UP to FIND OUT!!!)

I won't even charge you (except of course I will have to charge you for the AGE ENHANCEMENT photo you order at the door when you sign in but that is all!)

Can't wait!!! (And thanks for the fun! I have invitations to write out. I'll be back!)

-Laura

#8438528

Nancyj E. Hovey March 07, 2010

Gosh, I didn't know I had THAT word in my discription, but I did...and I have just the photo depicting just the right TUCKS.... #8438554

Sherry McClead March 08, 2010

Great Image Laura... you guys all neen help... off the floor from laughing yourselves silly... #8439583

Lorna Shutter March 08, 2010

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Laura E. Swan March 08, 2010

Uhhhhhhh.....Mumj.......I was SORTA thinkin...TUMMY TUCK...not BUMMY TUCK!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh...laughing to tears here. You are SO SO funny!

#8440143

Laura E. Swan March 08, 2010

Hey! What about the rest of you? Only $9.99!

$19.99 to go back

$29.00 for COMPLETE ALTER JOB. (New item on the menu)... #8440147

Lorna Shutter March 08, 2010

I could use a Complete Alter Job! LOL! :D (Glad you spelled "Alter" right ... people might think you wanted a job in the Church, Sister Laura!) :) #8440285

Laura E. Swan March 08, 2010

Yah, like aisle and isle... :D

So glad our mum taught us how to spell.

I never did learn how to type however. #8440367

Kirsten Kiki Kjaer March 11, 2010

I can't believe what you guys have been up to while I was away. And I've only been gone a week!!!
So you can switch from being old to young, SSSLala?
I LOVE your new time machine. Okay. Can you make me young again? I would like to be 17!!
This was fun reading!! Thanks for making BP such a fun place, Sis!!
I'll still love you when you're 64!! #8448860

Laura E. Swan March 11, 2010

You will?

Thank you SSSKiki! :D

SSSKiki...Didn't anyone tell you yet?

YOU ARE 17!

HA! Just go to the 70's party thread and look at yourself in the mirror.

:D
#8449412

Kirsten Kiki Kjaer March 13, 2010

HAHA! Schhhh! Don't tell anyone - but sometimes - inside - I'm only 7!!! #8452156

Laura E. Swan April 02, 2010

I can relate to THAT SSS! :D #8505202

Maria Warren May 03, 2010

omg you are all so funny I love reading all this lol forsure makes my day lol lol

sis. I so love this ;) love ya (((hugs)))

i wonder what I would look like older hehehehehe ;) #8587602

Laura E. Swan May 04, 2010

Sister Maria, for only $9.99 you can find out! HA! 10 days. Results!

Love yah!

(((HUGS)))

-Big Sis #8587616

Kitty R. Rodehorst-Hanna May 04, 2010

ROTFLMSHO at the image and all the comments, Laura! :-) k #8589281

Karen Kessler May 04, 2010

This one always brings a giggle! :) #8589346

Ellen Hodges May 05, 2010

Very cute image a thread, Laura! I need a machine that goes the other way, girl!! Have fun with your out of town guests! #8590174

Max Aureli May 05, 2010

LOL LOL.... Sister!!!!! #8591005

Tammy Espino May 05, 2010

Hey soul sister on the radio~ I don't care to know what I will look like old.I am already there , so just have to look in the mirror! ha :)
What a fun capture! Your a cutie oldie, but goodie!!!!! hee hee hee #8591714

JO ANN CLEVELAND May 06, 2010

Too cute Laura!

I probably won't be around in 30 years! lol

jo ann c. #8593417

Laura E. Swan May 06, 2010

Hi Kitty, Sister Karen, Ellen, Brother Maxy, Tam-tam and Jo Ann!

Well...as an inventor, my mind is always busy with new ideas. Don't forget to take advantage of this unique opportunity while you can. Remember folks, only $9.99.

Customers are reporting that they appreciate themselves RIGHT NOW a lot more after seeing what 30 more years whill to do them! What a deal, hey?

Jo Ann, me neither! I'll be KAPUT!

And Tammers...how did you know I did late night talk show?

Maxy, always glad to make you laugh...

Ellen, I have that package available too! Read the thread!!! Photos included above!

Kitty...i almost understood that long string of letters. What does the SHO at the end of ROTFLMSHO mean? They need to put this stuff in the Websters for people like me.

So glad you guys are having fun with me. Thanks for the visit and comments!

-Laura :D

#8593690

Ann Coates May 07, 2010

I think I will pass on the age enhancement. It's too late for me. But this is so cool and funny. Your expression is priceless. Way to go Laura. #8594182

Laura E. Swan May 07, 2010

What..!? I was just being my NORMAL RELAXED self...(Humm...)

Ann, it's never too late. So long as you have $9.99. #8595050

Patti Coblentz May 08, 2010

Crazy LOL LOL!!! On the floor!

Patti #8597247

Laura E. Swan May 08, 2010

Hi Patti!!! If you SLAP me a TEN, I'll GIVE you a PENNY and your Enhanced Image of your beautiful face 30 years from now! (Just no guarantees on the BEAUTY part in the enhancement image!) We all look JUST ABOUT the SAME 30 years from now.

-Laura

P.S. Don't hesitate. Buy NOW! #8597276

Stephen Zacker May 22, 2010

Fun image.. and I really enjoyed reading the comments #8629110

Laura E. Swan May 23, 2010

These threads are priceless aren't they?

Well...THIS one cost $9.99 minimum but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Glad you enjoyed it. So..no sale?

Maybe should reduce the price...but then it cant be an 8X10. I need to go re-do the math.

#8630160

Graham Robards May 23, 2010

LOL love this.

~Pat
xxxx #8630363

Laura E. Swan May 23, 2010

Did you read the thread, Big Sis? :) It's not only entertaining but I might make a sale.

-Little Sis

#8630678

Kitty R. Rodehorst-Hanna September 17, 2010

I ALREADY look OLD (maybe that's because I am old!)...I don't think I want you to make me older than I already am, Laura! LOL

Awesome work, Lady! :-) k #8914292

Laura E. Swan September 17, 2010

Ahhh gee, Miss Kitty...YOU AREN'T OLD! Hey for $29.00 I can take you back in time? What do you think? A mere pittance. A little DDR will do it!

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