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Little known fact; Praire dogs love elephant jokes

© Dennis Flanagan

Little known fact; Praire dogs love elephant jokes

Uploaded: June 01, 2006

Description

How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge? The door won't close

Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
The fridge is not large enough to hold them all

How many giraffes can you fit in a refrigerator?
None, the elephants are in there!

Why do elephants drink so much?
To try to forget

How can you tell there is an elephant in your bed?
He has a big "E" on his pajamas.

Why'd the elephant fall out of the tree?
The hippo pushed him.

Why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?
So he could hide in the strawberry patch.

Comments

Kenneth Mucke June 01, 2006

Hey Dennis...what a GREAT capture...perfect timing..this is just too cute..way to go #456775

Gail Vitikacs level-classic June 01, 2006

It is difficult to look at these wonderful captures without a smile on my face after ready your entertainment section!!!! #2842830

Kate Jackson June 02, 2006

Sounds like those praire dogs are a lot of fun to be around Dennis! No wonder you stayed so long to get such a good shot. Looks like baby is rolling around being tickled!! This is so cute!! #2842989

Tammy Scott June 02, 2006

How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter

How do you get an elephant out of the water?
Wet.

How do you get two elephants out of the water?
One by one.

What a very cute shot!!!
#2843473

Lisa D. Greer June 02, 2006

Love it! :) #2843582

Bobbie Davis June 02, 2006

Well, I don't think I knew that there were so many elephant jokes out there.....I have a rabbit joke...want to hear it? LOL

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it......ask Tammy about that joke....she laughs every time!

Great timing and detail Dennis! I think it's just too cute! #2843618

Tressie Davis June 02, 2006

You are an odd duck, aren't you? :-) What a sweet shot! #2843621

Carolyn Foster Spano June 02, 2006

This is adorable and you have no idea how I needed your cute little jokes this morning. Thank you. #2843628

Ken Smith level-classic June 02, 2006

Excellent image, Dennis. This would have been good for monthly theme, last month. :-) I think Tressie D is on to something. #2843693

Candice C. Calhoun level-deluxe June 02, 2006

I think humor is good in ANY month! Wonderful photo, made even better by the excellent humor. Thanks for getting my friday started with a big smile!

ccc #2843756

Jeremy Henderson June 02, 2006

Great shot Dennis! I think the big one's going in for the kill... #2843881

Bridgette B June 02, 2006

Love the jokes!!! Great capture, Dennis!! #2844053

Carla Metzler June 02, 2006

LOL, Tressie!
This is excellent, Dennis!! #2844148

Ronald F. Fischer June 02, 2006

This is a hoot, Dennis!! #2845453

Revonda L. Gentry June 02, 2006

I just love this one!! Looks like a winner!! #2846000

Life Expressions June 02, 2006

Very funny. Awesome capture, Dennis! #2846271

Darryl Wilkinson June 02, 2006

Excellent capture, Dennis! #2846665

Jeff Robinson level-deluxe June 03, 2006

What a great title and caption Dennis! Outstanding way to put the story and image together giving everyone a big laugh! Well done! Jeff #2847370

Claudia Kuhn level-classic June 03, 2006

This is such a wonderful capture Dennis! Love it! #2847801

Jill Odice level-classic June 04, 2006

I rolling on the floor with laughter just like those prairie dogs from your silly jokes! Great catch Dennis! #2852665

anonymous A. June 05, 2006

The photo stands up without the elephant jokes...but to hold up my end of the conversation:

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant in a Volkswagen? Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen #2853271

Bill Wyatt June 05, 2006

Cute capture and funny jokes, Dennis! #2853524

Jenny D June 10, 2006

AWESOME capture! #2878189

Jack R. Perry June 10, 2006

Very cute, love the jokes. #2879232

Manuel Barrera July 09, 2006

What did Taraen say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sun glasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
They jump off of trees.
Why can't you go into the jungle between 4 and 6? That is when the elephants jump off the trees? Why are pygmies small? They went into the jungle between 4 and 6. Excellent photo wonderful jokes. #3002410

TS September 12, 2006

Ok little red riding hood is never going get ready for Grandmothers house if the wolf keeps making her laugh. This is in so many ways is sad and disturbing - smiles. Thanks for sharing and glad you got my elle photo, typical guy its those less obvious signs that they miss. PS. Lions dont hunt elle's unless its an exceptional case, we need to get you out in the African bush. Smiles #3299588

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