Cold, Cold Heart

© Jim Baines

Cold, Cold Heart

Jim Baines 12/28/2012 5:33:37 AM

I try so hard each night to show
I'm still a stud supreme
But all the ladies know I'm just
A slipper and pipe dream
Old mem'ries from a youthful past
Can't firm a withered part..
Viagra just makes my face red
Pity this Old Cold Fart

I used to be a dashin' rogue
With notches on my belt
Great smile and muscles rippled strong
Could make the ladies melt
But years and yesses take their toll
Upon the manly art
My used-to-be is fantasy
I'm just an Old Cold Fart

No one could know how much it hurts
Sometimes I'll sit 'n' cry
My body needs 'n' wants real love
But organs can't comply..
Two dozen doctor's tests don't fail
It's right there on the chart..
My tires are flat on Lovers Lane
I'm just an Old Cold Fart

The porno films 'n' voyeur stints
Make up for missin' links
Sometimes a pinch of derriere
When I get bold 'n' drink
Young sexy ladies stroll on by
My bench outside Wal*Mart
Destined to be the one they call,
"That kinky Old Cold Fart.."

Shelly A. Van Camp 12/28/2012 7:58:40 AM

"SHARP" capture, my friend! Thanks for the nice card!! #10483195

Val Feldman 12/28/2012 10:47:37 AM

You're a nut, you know...but a cool one! :) My intro to this song was my Dad whistling it while working crossword puzzles at the kitchen table - that one or another favorite of his, La Vie en Rose - yeah, he was rather eclectic in his musical tastes to say the least. Neat shot of this "prickly" heart, Tex! #10483960

Tammy Espino 1/3/2013 6:07:39 PM

Hee hee , ha ha , bawhahahahhahahahaha !! :) Great capture macro and thanks for the giggles !!! #10498012

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