GRANDMA KAYAK
Uploaded: November 21, 2009
THIS IS
Grandma Kayak, Folks!
She Is My GRANNY And She
INVENTED THE KAYAK!
I know, I know.
WHO KNEW, right?
She Loves Nature And Designed The
Kayak After Grandpa Died.
(He Choked Eating A Wild Hickory Nut).
Anyway, Kayaks Are Enjoyed
ALL AROUND THE WORLD NOW
And Come In A Variety Of Colors Based
On All The Colors She Has
CHANGED HER HAIR TO.
(Granny Always Loved Personal Touches!)
She's bit "Out There"
BUT WE LOVE HER.
(When We Can Find Her!)
SHE IS USUALLY TRAVELING DOWN A RIVER.
Actual Photo taken three years ago when
Granny Had Lost A Little Too Much Weight
On That Silly Dr. Aardvarks Diet.
(MT) May 2010 HUMOR
Exif: F Number: 2.8, Exposure Bias Value: 0.00, ExposureTime: 1/8 seconds, Flash: did not fire, compulsory flash mode, FocalLength: 4.60 mm, Model: Canon PowerShot SD800 IS
Nancyj E. Hovey
November 21, 2009
Laura E. Swan
November 21, 2009
Yesterday she met up with me (LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD) and we had lunch at her place after she picked me up in her BLUE KAYAK but she said she had to go take care of:
"SPECIAL THINGS that were NONE OF MY BEESWAX ..."...
GOSH! I never thought she meant THE NORTH POLE!
WOW!
So you MUST BE RIGHT! #8151185
Laura E. Swan
November 21, 2009
Sorry. Can't comment!
(Thank you all "normal" responders!)
Oh. Too funny! #8151689
Robert K. Bemus
November 22, 2009
Laura E. Swan
November 22, 2009
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Tommy, Grandma uses PS Spray Paint. The color number is called 1-2-3-GO! Thanks! She will be pleased that you asked! :D
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Thank you Lynne! :)
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Hi Surfer Robert! I bet you see a lot of this hair madness at the beach too???
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Hi SSSKiki! She sure does. We always try and get her to blend in with nature but she said she can surely well do that when it's "Game over!"...She's a character, that one. Her hair has been this way for months. We think this is why we saw more wild life this year.
Did you know that moose can chuckle? Yep.
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Thanks everyone! This might be the photo we use for the milk carton if we dont hear from her soon?
-Laura :)
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Patrick Rouzes
November 22, 2009
Laura E. Swan
November 22, 2009
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Thanks Doug! I sure hope she makes it to the North Pole where the Elf's can fatten her up a bit!!! Paddy said she looked MIAGRE. Poor Granny. She usually has plump cheeks.
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Lets hope Granny keeps HERS Marisol. It's a long way the the POLE. A lot could happen to her between here and there.
PADDY IF YOU CAN STILL SEE HER, THROW SOME LOBSTERS IN HER BOAT, WOULD YOU? I suppose she is long gone by now?
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Laura E. Swan
November 22, 2009
She will even throw in two bonus colors of your choice!
(She loves those old glasses of hers! They are her signature spec's!)
:) #8153466
Laura E. Swan
November 22, 2009
Christine Lobsinger
November 23, 2009
Ha!!
THANKS FOR THE GREAT BIG SMILE BEFORE SLEEPY TIME!!!
HUGS to YOU sis..
CHRISSY
SMILING #8161310
Sherran Andersen
November 26, 2009
Laura E. Swan
November 27, 2009
Come closer so I can see you n my little screen! OH YES! THERE YOU ARE! Santa has the best toys up here that he is making up for all the kiddy's.
I am available to do ALL of your hair RIGHT BEFORE New Years. I will do it JUST like mine!!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK? :D You will look like a walking STREAMER!!!
-Gram. #8174004
Nancyj E. Hovey
November 28, 2009
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Laura E. Swan
December 09, 2009
We are all meeting in Santa's Breakroom for Cocoa soon. If you hurry you can taste the Home made Cookies Mrs. Calus Made up! THEY GO FAST!!!
!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL HERE !!!
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Nancyj E. Hovey
May 19, 2010
Laura E. Swan
May 20, 2010
Nancyj E. Hovey
May 20, 2010
Christine Lobsinger
May 28, 2010
Lorna Shutter May 28, 2010
All the comments here are cracking me up!!!
Ann Coates
September 15, 2010
Laura E. Swan
September 15, 2010
BP Has a sense of humor, too, I see! Huge smiles here and thank you for the congrats!
I have Bible Study in a little bit. This is so fun! Wish I could stay all night!
-Lala, CAKE BABY, Looloo, Laura, Miss Rose...AND GRANNY OF COURSE! #8904403
Karen Kessler September 15, 2010
ANOTHER FINALIST...YIPPEE!!!!!!!! Let's celebrate! :) Congratulations, Sis (I mean, Grandma!)
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Dawn M. Schneider September 15, 2010
Maria Warren
September 15, 2010
Nancyj E. Hovey
September 15, 2010
Val Feldman
September 15, 2010
Huge congratulations, Ms. Laura! And all the best to you in the upcoming round! #8905592
Nancy (Peaches) Harker September 15, 2010
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Christine Lobsinger
September 15, 2010
Lorna Shutter September 15, 2010
CONGRATULATIONS, Grandma, on your Finalist Award for this pretty portrait!!!!! WTG!!!
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Sherran Andersen
September 15, 2010
Stefania Barbier
September 16, 2010
Lisa J. Boulden
September 16, 2010
Mariann Kovats
September 16, 2010
Laura E. Swan
September 16, 2010
I really appreciate each of you coming by to congratulate me and celebrate.
GRANNY on the other hand doesn't even know you have been here yet. She took off up the river to catch Salmon with her bare hands. She is still pretty fast! She said something about using the iodine for a new hair color she is working on??? She will be thrilled to know you have been here to admire her! (Snort snort!)
-Laura #8909819
Patrick Rouzes
September 16, 2010
Songbird Cline
September 17, 2010
Irene Colling
September 17, 2010
Congratulations on the finalist Laura. #8912683
Ken Smith
September 18, 2010
Laura E. Swan
December 14, 2010
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Yes, Julianne! Salmon oils. Granny is a huge believer in them and used to use them as hair conditioner as well, but got tired of the bears chasing her so she cut that out in her 60's.
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Songbird, Granny misplaced her glasses...Did you find them while rafting in Alberta by any chance?
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Oh yes, Irene! Granny is certainly captivating. When we can find her.
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You know Ken...that's the scary part. The family genes. My house is so colorful and bright. If I ever get temped to change my hair color...well, lets not go there.
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I'm trying Rod. I'm trying. :D
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Thanks Big Sis and NO you aren't terrible. You are just busy. We all are. THAT runs in the genes, too.
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Oh Steve. Wait till I tell Granny you think she is cute. That IS what you were saying, right??? HA!
Thank you all VERY MUCH!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
-Laura
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Laura E. Swan
December 23, 2010
Let me check!
Yes! I knew it! HA! She used to sing this song a lot.
Elvis Was In Love With Grandma Kayak in Her Youth. She met him in Memphis When She Took A RAFT made of PINE TREES Down The Mississippi River...
(BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY!)
Thanks Avril! :D #9122373
Laura E. Swan
December 25, 2010
Laura E. Swan
March 21, 2011
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